"Yeah, I mean it." Tony insisted. "I mean, I can't guarantee I always answer right away. Aside from the Avengers nonsense, I'm engaged. Kind of on cloud nine from that."

He clasped his hands together and they gave a little bounce of lingering excitement.

"But I really do mean it. I want to share in the good and the bad of your average high school Spider-Man. Acing your exams, your first love, whatever home intruder you happen to thwart."

Yet another pause.

"Nothing too mundane. Whatever you had for breakfast and added a weird filter on, yeah, not gonna reply to it."