"The last time the portal opened, it was to Europe," he says. "Liz and I basically went all over the place." And because it seems important to clarify: "It wasn't our Europe, though. The first thing I tried to do was call you and May and Ned and Happy, but... nothing went through. And when I searched online, I couldn't find anything about you, either."

He'd tried. The only superhero subreddit he found was dedicated to fictional superheroes -- not real-life ones.