"Kaiju, mostly," Peter says, returning the same poker face in turn. "The movie's not kaiju, though. It's a romance between a mute woman and a kinda Creature from the Black Lagoon kind of monster."

Peter shifts in his seat; his Spider-Man mask is stuffed into his back pocket, in case things become desperate enough.

Hopefully they don't. That's plan B. The current plan of attack is to lull Tony into a false sense of security before executing plan A's part two.