This isn't good. Even Tony's straight face is getting to him now. Peter doesn't feel particularly funny, and a near-lifetime of Flash going out of his way to make this particular factoid known to him doesn't do much for Peter's confidence as far as landing a joke goes.

But as his collection of punny t-shirts indicates, he I does know a lot of puns.

"It's good," Peter says defensively. "But I don't drink all that much, especially when I'm working on homework. I don't like to drink and derive."