st_arkravinghazelnut: (mark 50)
st_arkravinghazelnut ([personal profile] st_arkravinghazelnut) wrote in [personal profile] st_arkintern 2018-11-20 10:51 pm (UTC)

"No need, no need." Tony insisted through a strained throat. "F.R.I.D.A.Y."

"Dry Cleaning protocol initiated, Boss."

Iron Man literally began steaming in Thor's arms as the liquids and the semi-solids degraded via nanite TLC and escaped through micropores in his armor. The true miracle was Tony resisting an Ironing Man joke.

"Listen to me." Tony pressed his palm against Thor's cheek, desperate for his honest attention. "I am a hot, piping, smoking mess of a human. Literally. And I go around and around with my evolved monkey brain telling my moron lizard brain how he can screw up intelligently and I'm sorry. I'm so sorry."

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