"Figures." Tony was rolling his eyes to high heaven over the sheer absurdity of a fellow superhero rendered unavailable due to being grounded, though he did his best to keep the gesture out of his tone.

"How nuclear would it go if I came to you? Say when Auntie's at work." Tony tipped his head back and shook the bag over his mouth, determined to get every last crumb out of the snack of Air and Lies. "Not gonna lie, having a heart to heart over the phone feels like bad form on my part."