st_arkintern | Tony Stark Voice Test

"Congrats, kid, you got Happy to revolt. I'm a little proud, honestly." Tony rustled a bag of chips hard enough to be audible on the line, phone nestled between his shoulder and ear as he struggled to pull the plastic apart. "Damn, alright, is it necessary to use industrial adhesive for some Fritos? Great way to keep America in shape."

A popping and a rush of air were followed by a soft but disappointed sigh. "And there's maybe a dozen in here. Definitely not enough to get us through this conversation."

"Mr. Stark, I'm seriously freaking out right now." Peter's sure his voice sounds like it, too. "May took away the suit and I don't think she's going to give it back."

"What words did she use? Never? Forever? Until you're twenty-one?" Tony lapped a bit of salt off the tips of his fingers, jostling the bag in dissatisfaction. "Want me to chat with Auntie? As a man with a long and storied history of people trying to take my suit AND having angry women share their...opinions...there's at least a small chance of me not making the situation any worse."

"She didn't exactly --" Peter takes a breath. "She didn't exactly specify a timeframe."

Whenever he's nervous, Peter has a habit of stumbling over his words. It was embarrassing when he did it in front of Liz, but it's somehow more embarrassing to be fumbling over them in the presence of Mr. Stark.

Peter presses his lips together, still considering Tony's offer.

"Would you?" he asks, even though he's not entirely convinced it will make things better. "I think maybe if she knows that I'm not just out there on my own without anybody else, she'll feel better about it."

May couldn't exactly do anything if Peter wound up in danger. But Mr. Stark could. And he'd saved him more than once.

"Aaah...yeah. Yeah." Tony hesitated, as if he hadn't seriously expected Peter to take him up on the offer. "Maybe if I sweetened the deal with an actual internship..."

Tony mumbled to himself for a few moments, re-crossing his legs on the sectional sofa. "Anyway. You grounded?"

"Yeah, indefinitely," Peter says. "I have to come home straight after school." Or Decathlon. "I know she'll calm down eventually, but..."

Peter's voice trails off. Like that time Mr. Stark was angry at him for the whole ferry thing, he's not sure when that'll be. The last time he'd seen May this upset was when Ben died, and he was pretty sure May was scared that he'd die too.

"Figures." Tony was rolling his eyes to high heaven over the sheer absurdity of a fellow superhero rendered unavailable due to being grounded, though he did his best to keep the gesture out of his tone.

"How nuclear would it go if I came to you? Say when Auntie's at work." Tony tipped his head back and shook the bag over his mouth, determined to get every last crumb out of the snack of Air and Lies. "Not gonna lie, having a heart to heart over the phone feels like bad form on my part."

"I don't know," Peter admits. "I'm not sure if it's possible for her to freak out more than she has already."

It's true. It was even worse than the time with the ferry. If he hadn't been so upset then, she probably would have been more upset than she wound up being.

May really cared about him. And that's why she was freaking out. Even though he didn't realize it at the time, he was pretty sure Mr. Stark felt the same way, even though Peter was sure he wouldn't ever admit it.

"Famous last words." Tony checked his watch. It was getting close to 4:00 in the afternoon, and he recalled Peter mentioning that May tended to work until evening.

"If I've got the all clear, I'll head over now. Being grounded doesn't mean you can't have visitors, right? Some may enter, none--none being you--may leave." Tony balled up the chip bag resolutely, pitching it at a circular metallic waste bin across the room.

"You're the princess in the castle, I'll be the plumber that rescues you from Aunt Koopa." A pause. "That was a joke. You can laugh."

Tony's words are enough to pull a smile out of Peter. It's not quite a laugh, but it's as close as they're going to get right now.

"May's probably going to get home in two and a half hours," he tells her. "Maybe a little more if the trains are running late." There was no risk of early arrival because of transit; Peter had never heard of the trains arriving early. At least in New York. Maybe it was better elsewhere.

"Do you think you can be here before then?"

"Can Iron Man clock in at Mach 5? The answer is yes, though I use more discretion in residential areas." Tony supported his phone in his newly freed hand, sliding up from the lounge.

"You a betting man?" Tony inquired, satisfied with the small hint of levity in Peter's voice. "Six minutes. Tops. Winner sets the terms."

"Six minutes?" Peter draws back the curtain to look outside; the roads are blocked up, probably all the way back to Queens Blvd. Downstairs, he can see some of the kids from the 3rd and 4th floor drawing outside with sidewalk chalk. The old lady who lives next door looks like she's chatting with someone Peter doesn't recognize.

Eyes are everywhere. If Tony's going to make an appearance as Iron Man, he's almost certainly going to be noticed.

"I'm really not sure you can do it, Mr. Stark," he says, almost apologetically. "Not without drawing some attention."

'Oh Spidey of little faith.' Tony kept that quip to himself. Few could have doubted his capabilities so flagrantly and gotten off as lightly as Peter was, but it was nearly impossible to be anything but impishly giddy at the imminent look on the boy's face when he was to be inevitably proven wrong.

"Think of something good, kid. Aaaaaaaaaaand go." A tap of the screen, and the line was cut.

Peter looks down at his phone as the screen blips back to his Call Log. He frowns and tosses it on his bed.

"Think of something good?" he murmurs. He's not even sure what he'd have Tony do if he actually made it. Maybe... give him a tour of his lab?

Peter feels a jolt of excitement at the idea, enough that he really does hope Tony's late. It'd be hard for him to ask for something like this normally; he didn't want to impose. But if he got to set the terms, that was totally different.

Peter pushes open the window and pokes his head out, looking up, as if he can expect to see Iron Man descend at any moment.

The minutes crept by as mundanely as could be, the sky filled with the usual fare of crows, planes, or the occasional drone. The ground was no more exciting, occupied by the usual sights and sounds of New York. While never boring, simply nothing screamed that Stark-level of pizzazz anywhere to be found.

The five minute mark hit. Still nothing.

Peter ducks his head back inside his room and picks up his cell phone to check the time. Five minutes. Not quite six. He presses his lips together, tosses the phone back on the bed, then ducks his head back out in anticipation...

...and hopes he doesn't look foolish if it turns out that Tony's entrance is totally normal.

Seconds tick by to slowly add up to the final sixth minute. A hot breeze swells and passes through the window despite the dully overcast conditions, accompanied by a muted whoosh of air.

"You'll catch flies like that, kid." Tony Stark's characteristically dry voice sounded from thin air.

Before the boy had any time to puzzle over it, Tony's equally characteristically smirking features popped out from nowhere, inches away from Peter's own. It looked as if someone had begun to paint his portrait against the New York skyline and simply stopped at the face. (Alternatively, if he had stuck his face through one of those corny cut-out boards, but with buildings.)

"Open the window some more and back up. The stealth armor is a sleek beast, but she's still a lady. You wouldn't let a lady bump into things during her grand entrance."

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Peter's mouth drops just in time for Tony to make that quip about flies --

-- only to clamp shut the second his face surfaces in front of him.

By reflex, Peter takes a step back, but stops. It's not until Tony issues his orders that Peter's mind snaps back into action, and his body with it.

"Y-yeah!"

Peter opens the window as high as he can, then scrambles backwards, leaving Tony with more than enough room to maneuver in.

It's only once Tony is safely situated inside that Peter opens his mouth again.

"You really didn't have to rush here," he insists. Still, there's no denying how moved he feels by Tony's urgency; he knows that he's very busy, and still he dropped everything immediately to be here.

It's hard for Peter not to feel touched right now.

The armor's form became visible as its chrome plating darkened and distinguished itself from its surroundings, not unlike a chameleon. Tony emerged from the armor, dusting his matching (and rather humble) black shirt and jeans combo off.

"I'm retired, kid. Also, when I make bets, I don't make it a point to lose." The man eyed Peter as he said that, mouth drawn tightly with visible reluctance. "Speaking of. ... ...I think it's up for debate who won."

"I think you were a little late, Mr. Stark," Peter says. "You were already past six minutes when you arrived, and it was probably over seven by the time you came inside."

Peter really wants that lab tour. And besides that, he knows he's right.

Even if Mr. Stark doesn't think so.

"It's called staging." Tony claimed the sole spinny chair in the room, rotating in a slow, defeated circle with the force of his rear end flopping down into it.

"I could have made a beeline for your room, if you weren't too attached to your noggin." He pushed off his foot onto the floor, making the chair jolt into another few rotations.

"Alright. Fine. Hit me with your best shot."

"That doesn't matter because you were still late when you arrived here," Peter argues.

Peter dampens his lips, reluctant to ask Tony for something that seems so simple and nerdy. If the roles were reversed, he knows that Tony would come up with something good, something fun. Asking to see his lab somehow feels seems uncool somehow.

"I want to see your lab," he says, finally. "Just... not while I'm grounded."

"My lab." Tony repeated, fixing Peter with a look as the chair slows to a stop. He opened his arms in silent inquiry, as if expecting Peter to continue.

"Just my lab? Or did you want fries with that?" He paused and backpedaled, truly registering the look that was already plaguing the boy's face before he started talking. "I'm just saying. You could have a tour and some nice gelato. A bubbly or two. Some high class--oh, right, fifteen. Scratch that."

Peter shoots Tony a disturbed look -- the same sort of disturbed look he gave him when he called May hot.

"Just the lab is fine," he tells him, though the gelato is tempting. "There's actually a lot of people online who speculate what you have in there."

Peter may or may not be a regular visitor of the superhero subreddit.

"And you have the new suit," he says, gesturing to arc reactor on his chest. "I'd really, really like to see how it was made."

It was really, really cool.

"You get one selfie." Tony held up a finger. "One."

The implications of Peter's words weren't at all lost on him.

"And not while you're in the lab. If I see any hint of snapchat or instagram while you're on my turf, I'll have Aunt May ground you for the rest of your life. Then I'll summon your spirit with voodoo and have you grounded for the rest of your death."

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