Tony Stark Voice Test

[st_arkintern]

When Peter Parker texts Happy, it's in a panic.

Happy
HAPPY
Happy this is important!
I really need Tony's help
May knows I'm Spider-Man
She's freaking out right now
And when she freaks out I freak out
And I'm freaking out now too
Happy
Please tell Tony I need to talk to him

Peter looks down at his phone, waiting for Happy's response. There's nothing. He tries to be patient. Minutes go by with nothing. For a brief moment, he considers texting him again, but just as he's about to thumb in another message his phone vibrates.

UNKNOWN NUMBER

Peter takes a breath and presses his finger against the green Accept Call button, then swipes right.

"Hello?"

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[st_arkravinghazelnut]

"Congrats, kid, you got Happy to revolt. I'm a little proud, honestly." Tony rustled a bag of chips hard enough to be audible on the line, phone nestled between his shoulder and ear as he struggled to pull the plastic apart. "Damn, alright, is it necessary to use industrial adhesive for some Fritos? Great way to keep America in shape."

A popping and a rush of air were followed by a soft but disappointed sigh. "And there's maybe a dozen in here. Definitely not enough to get us through this conversation."