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Re: Bedtime Story

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

The first time I got airdropped, I spent most of the flight puking up a lung.

Ask Pep for a little reassurance. She reassures me that I look the same as always: hung over.

Then she tries to pop me Motrin and at that point I'm not having it.

Re: Bedtime Story

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Word to the wise, Pete. Don't brush off pain killers offered in good faith just because they're marketed for menstrual cramps.

There are less miserable ways to lose brownie points with your woman.

Re: Bedtime Story

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

But if you're gonna purge, suit up. Your nano suit has a dry cleaning protocol. Nasty bio fluid cleanup's a thing of the past.

Re: Bedtime Story

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Not that you have that yet.

Just for future reference.

Re: Bedtime Story

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Anyway.

What I'm asking is do you need ginger ale? Advil?

I've got a delivery bot.

Re: Bedtime Story

[st_arkintern]

Thank you for the story.

Can a delivery dad bring me some soup?

Re: Bedtime Story

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

I hear the chef makes a mean chicken noodle.

Re: Bedtime Story

[st_arkintern]

Please no chicken.

Re: Bedtime Story

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Noodle.

Re: Bedtime Story

[st_arkintern]

Just no chicken or chicken broth.

Re: Bedtime Story

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

We'll spring for miso.

Also Thor's got this jerky stash in his drawers. Venison, I think. Smuggle you some.

Re: Bedtime Story

[st_arkintern]

You think he won't mind?

Re: Bedtime Story

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

It's an entire deer's worth of jerky and I've been welcome to it. A few pieces out of my share won't be missed.

Also he tried to roast slabs of it in the sun before I recommended a dehydrator. I don't know what it is with that man and his fresh kills.

Re: Bedtime Story

[st_arkintern]

Did you ever go hunting when you were younger?

Re: Bedtime Story

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Sure didn't. Not planning to break the streak.

Re: Bedtime Story

[st_arkintern]

Not really a lot of opportunity to hunt in NYC

Re: Bedtime Story

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Sure isn't.

Coming with that soup, Pete. Hang tight.

Re: Bedtime Story

[st_arkintern]

Thanks, Dad